PRICKLY SITUATION:MY HEAD IS A CACTUS. Anna, an overworked graphic designer, wakes up with a giant cactus head. Her ruthless HR deems her a nonhuman plant, slashing her salary to a photosynthesis baseline and denying medical leave. But her golden spines terrify her needlephobic boss, securing her the right to leave on time. Her organic farmer boyfriend, however, treats her like a rare horticultural specimen, crossing every boundary. After a viral office scandal and a nearfatal freeze, Anna sues her company for discrimination, wins a landmark settlement, quits, and opens her online flower shop. This dark comedy satirizes workplace burnout, boundarysetting, and thriving with your thorns.
